A TOTAL RIPOFF!!!!!!

1.McCafe.
a total ripoff!!Double Chocolate costs like
$3.50ish and it tastes like....CRAP!!!!
come to think of it,it was so BLAND!!!
being tasteless and expensive is another thing,
but how is oreo and chocolate DOUBLE CHOCO?!??
oreo is not even choco to start with!!...
A TOTAL RIPOFF!!!!


2.that program show,Girls Aloud.
i think thats the title.i feel like that show
is like an awful-er remake of Simple Life.
you know how Paris and Nicole has to
experience different jobs to earn their
money to go back home(hollywood ryte??)
well in this case,we have Rosalyn(aka Paris
as she is the taller one)and XiaXue(i dunt
noe who she is but shes buttugly and shes
short so im guessing shes Nicole)tryin out different
jobs and being totally outrageous.(of course its ok
for Paris and Nicole to be outrageous,THEY'RE HOT!!!)
but attitude wise,XiaXue is like Paris and Rosalyn is the
sane one.(i think nicole is sane)




ergh!!!!

I WANNA HAVE A BOYFRIEND.....NOW!!!!!!!!

its so awfully irritating when u're hanging ard
with people in relationship........they're so......
FULL OF LOVE U NOE!!!dats quite annoying
coz i always have this certain dissing session with
my mates where we will jus like diss other people
be it our friends or anyone.(ok,so we're mean,but
its all in the name of fun!!)

most of my friends noware either in a relationship,
chasing someone or being chased after by
someone.my friends' partners will all
be interlink and some way or another,we all know
each other.so here i go,dissing this girl and my friend
who likes her will get angry.a few months b4,
he didnt care a hoot abouthow she would feel
if she heard whutever i said about her.
(anyway,i just made fun of the girl.
even when the girl is der,i'd still make fun of her.
its nt like im talkin bhind her back or
whutever okay??)



so why do i need a bf?
1.to be filled with love
2.get rid of all the hatred in me(yeah ryte!!!)
3.to talk about my partner.(be it bad or nice)
4.to have that daze in ur eyes whenever u talk
about ur partner.
5.to be smiling even at his lames stupidest joke.
6.to kick him ard.
7.to punch him hard.
8.to shout at him when im mad.
9.to curse him whenever i want to.
10.to be pampered by him.
11.to be showered with gifts.
12.to ignore him.
13.to get angry with him.
14.to tease him.
15.to let him carry my bag.
16.to hold his hand.
17.to let him hold my clammy hand.
18.to play hard to get.
19.did i mention to kick him?
20.did i mention to punch him.


IM NOT ASKIN FOR MUCH YOU KNOW!!!!


so basically,those are one of the reasons to why i NEED
a bf...and ya!!i forgot to love him..yep..thats it.
anyway,im still waiting for ashton kutcher to ask me out.
still waiting!!!

Cool Things To Do When You're A Loser.

1.Go on a blind date.
woahhh....i think going on a blind date really is cool.
whats cool about it is that....YOU DONT KNOW
WHOS YOUR PARTNER GONNA BE!!!!
if u're lucky,u'll get some hot guy.(but come to
think of it,why would hot guys go on a blind date?
they're already hot enough and dont need
blind dates.but whutever)well, if u're just
unfortunate,just try to have fun with the guy.
but its so full of suspense right?!?!...
i love suspense.


2.Watch Porn.
cause you lack of that certain charm to go out with
any girls(or guys!!),i guess you might have that
sexual desire building up and not "realeasing" your desires.
watching porn is good.
you can just watch porn even when u're bored.
(Note:if u havent realised,porn might makes
u get a LITTLE too excited.watch at your own risk)

3.Go do voluntary stuff.
im not saying that volunteers are losers.but losers tend
to get a whole lot of spare time and instead of just
waiting for it to pass,might as well u spend it meaningfully
right??..i am so right...

4.Join dating channels.
you might actually find ur soulmate!!!...or not...
but...GIVE IT A SHOT!!!


5.Stalk your hot neighbour.
yea.this is cool.stalking hot girls(or guys)
is such a cool thing to do.it takes time and
its suspenseful.for example,you might get
lucky and see them changing...COOL!!!
if u dunt have a hot neighbour,
even that old lady living next to u will do.
if u're lucky,u might see her just sleeping....
yaaaa......COOL OR WHUT!?!?!?

6.Blog about "Cool Things To Do When You're A Loser."
well,that explains why im bloggin abt this.


Just continue being a loser.
if you're so good at that,WHY CHANGE?!?!
sheesh.
Note:these are only applied for losers.

Victim,Every Tueday,Me.

yea.its me alright.its always me.damn.
but its funny.ok.so from my title,what i'm trying
to say is,EVERY TUESDAY,I'LL BE THE VICTIM
OF MY ANNOYING CLASSMATES' PRANKS.


what was the prank abt today.basically,carrying me
to this lecture room,which is "bald"(bald here means that
the chairs had been stripped off from the room) just like
rahman's bald and ugly toyol-lookin head.yeah.so its dark
and stuffy.its supposedly scary.



for the first time,i SO GREATLY appreciate my legs.
(okay,im so so so so lying here.i like my legs.infact,
I LOVE THEM!!!)
i pushed my feet against anything that would stop me
from going into the room.haha.i succeeded!!!...



2nd try,they got me in,cuz i was like..."okay,lets just
get this over and done with"..so in the end,i struggled
for abit and it ended up me,rahman and lee were in
the room together!!...hahah..damn losers.wanna play
a prank on me but they themselves got "prank-ed"
(is there even such a word????)



my classmates are beyond help.they are oh so crazy.....
WHICH MAKES LIFE MUCH MORE FUN!!!!!!....
after the prank thingy,we played ICE AND WATER!!!
outside NYP's Auditorium!!!.


so a crazy bunch of maniacs were there,running ard
and makin noise like as if its no bloody business of ours
and best of all,the security guard on duty was jus watchin.
HE HAD F TO THE U TO THE NN in him i suppose.
not like the other guard who didnt like FUN!!!!
party pooper!!!!




most craziest bunch of people,most irritating bunch of people,
but...I LOVE THEM!!!!!.....

Mommy!!!Help Me!!!!...I'mmm........boredddd....

haha.i noe.its lame.but whatever.
im bored and feeling so damn lazy today.
someone asked me out but i refused him cuz
i was too lazy.but now im bored and hes ald
at vivo and i wudnt wanna trouble him to come back
to bedok just to fetch me and den go back to
vivo.haha.i noe he wudnt let me go there alone
cuz..hes just plain crazy.hes just the craziest....


ok.so i dunt noe whut to talk abt today.
blogging had been very difficult for me.
i cant seem to have anyting to talk about
or in this case,write about.BUT I WANNA BLOG!!!
sigh...


bah~im ending here.

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thanks.

NoNo.I Only Posed!!It Wasnt That Bad!!

yes.the one lying on the floor lookin weird was me.of course, i was exaggerating.actually, i was up and ready to go but Aaron wanted to take a pic so i decided to give a wacky pose.haha.i love that my leg was in the air.cute right?haha.the way i feel was cuter.

with a cup of drink in my hand,i skated like a pro.keyword here is LIKE.didnt see a bump ahead of me so with full speed,i hit the bump and next second i noe i splashed my "not paid by me but paid by Aaron" drink all on the road.haha.i spilled it in a curve motion so the spill was also in a curve motion.but dumb Aaron dint take the curve as well.WHERES UR ARTISTIC POINT OF VIEW AARON?!!?...

blading was so fun man.but quite tiring.anyway,thats all.toodles