Geylang Should Be Banned During Ramadhan.

for what reason you may ask?
just for the fact that THERES ABSOLUTELY GAZILLION
MATS AND MINAHS FOUND THERE!
i swear its like a fest for this minahs and mats!
everywhere i turn,
"oh,whos dat?oh shes just some minah" or
"ooh,who do we have over there?damn,its just some mat"
like seriously people,DONT YOU GUYS HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO GO?!?!













okay.so i was there.ONLY I WAS FORCED TO BE THERE.
mom had to buy our festive clothes from there,considering thats where we can
find the cheapest.
but thats the only time im found there.
sigh.













it also should be banned cuz theres too little space
BUT TOO MANY THINGS.
its so bloody cramp that i cannot even walk properly!
i had to TITTER.yup
like those women with binded feet.
TITTER I TELL YOU!
and it was so hot and to make things worst,
i was wearing slippers.
so every shoe-wearing freaks were happily steppin on my
poor poor feet.
stupid shoe-wearer!













*i hope im not goin there anytime sooner..

I Miss...

i miss loads and loads of people!!!
Heres a couple...





1. My PRIMARY school MATES!!
yes.its a wonder that i still do keep in contact with them.
well,not ALL of my primary school mates but only those
whom i hang out with.
Khai,Nad,Shik,Iysa,Fahmi,Din,Fie.
these idiotic bunch of people releases my wild and crazy side.
hah.actually,i can go crazy with absolutely anyone.
but with them,i can be
ULTIMATELY-ABSOLUTELY-UBER-SUPER-DUPER KRAAAAZZZEEE........
HAH.
love these bunch of people.













2.My GirlFriends!
yerp3.this shoutout goes to you.
you guys know who you are right??
well,in case u didnt noe,here's the list.
Nola,Inah,Nam,Ain,Asmah(cant think of anyone else ryte now.)
YEAH!!i miss u guys like loads and loads of buckets!!(buckets??)
i miss how we used to be oh so crazy(or rather its just me being crAZY most of d times)
i miss the days of workin at moto!
i miss hanging around starbucks!
i miss cycling at ecp.
i miss talkin crap.
i miss scaring the wits out of each other.
i miss squeezin all of u guys' butt!(especially u-know-who!!)
i miss making you guys laugh non-stop(aww..isnt dat suhweet!!)
bottomline,I MISS YOU GUYS!!.

It's Officially Over.

Singapore Idol....
is Finally over.
YEP2!not that im sad or anything

okay.so hady mirza won.yerps.i voted like SIX bloody times.hah.thats why he won,i think.
with my votes.hah.
no lar.but i guess its kinda expected that he won.hes so much better than jon.
not that i think jon's no good.i just like hady's vocals better.
jon's voice abit too low right?i think thats true.


that first song that jon sang,chasing cars by snow patrol.
WOW!!!fell in love with the way he sang the song.
his voice fits that kinda song you know.
didnt think he did that good for his 2nd song,that is the "You make me wanna fly"
haha.he pronounced "fly" in a very weird way.it made me chuckle.




hah.i think taufik is feeling too comfortable with the teevee world.
its as if he's arrogant.hmm....
did you see his first performance??
HE FORGOT HIS OWN SONG'S LYRICS!!!
i thot that was a bit too much aint it.
maybe hes nervous??
dont think so,considering the fact that he looks so pro on the stage.
hah.i find that a bit funny.
(i think i finding everything funny at this moment.)
haha.

What The Fuck.

a movie that consists of endless crying and characters who used words oevr and over again?
*kaching*
$9.50
(and for everything else theres always MASTERCARD!)(IM SO DAMN LAME!)


YEP.believe it or not.i actually wasted ten friggin bucks on a movie that sucked.(okay.so nola paid for it.but im still gonna pay her back.she refused to let me pay!)



A few reasons to why i would not watch this show.

1. its in malay(indonesian malay(not that im against their language))
2. its in malay and its about love.(usually,the movie gets cheesy or corny.every typical malay love show)
3. it's $9.50(!!!!!!!!WHAT!!!!!!!!!)
4. im not watching it with the one i romantically love
5. I JUST DONT WANNA WATCH IT

but being the nice person that i am(and coz im not broke now)so i go ahead and watch it.

so here's how the story goes but before that the show is titled "heart".

actually,its too crappy for me to actually blog about how it goes.so fuck it.

Wake Me Up When September Ends(Green Day)

Music Video:WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS (by Green Day)

Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com

Boy:i know listen, life is short

listen if you wake up one day
and on that day
all your dreams
everything you wished for and
you wanted
gone just like that

people get old
and all things change and situations change
what i want is,
i just, i want this moment,
right now,
this day
my feelings for you,
the way you look right now,
when i look at you
i just want this to last forever

Girl:and it will,
and no matter what we always had this
and had each other
and nothing can change that
but just so you know
no matter what you always have somebody here for you
always.
i'm never gonna leave you
i'm never gonna leave you
i love you

Boy:i know.
i know.

Girl:don't ever leave me.
Boy: i wont.
Girl:dont ever leave.
Boy:i wont,i wont.

ahhh.this is some emotional video.i think its ultimately great man.it actually made me teared.i could feel the love between the couple!its so....unconditional and i dont know..something i would really want.not now.but some day soon when i want to get married.the starting of the video is already so goddamn sweet larr.whatever he said to her is so sweet and spontaneous like he spoke it right from his heart.

Girl:don't ever leave me.

Boy: i wont.

Girl:dont ever leave.

Boy:i wont,i wont.

i like the way they said that.it has that certain impact on me.dont you think so??

it hit me with a great emotional impact when the girl came over to the guy's house and gave him a tight slap and all she could say was "Oh my god" and "tell me you didnt do it".its so sad that the guy had to go away to the army.like it hurts he so much to see him go away and put his life at risk and that sense of uncertainty to whether or anot he would survive to see her.the pain of not being able to share happy moments with him and the pain of purely not being able to see him.and all he did was to try to make her proud of him.(tho i dont understand how going to the army and putting your life on a certified death outcome would make her proud.but its still good tho.)

isnt it great?to share that unconditional and passionate love with that someone?so much committed in that relationship and nothing could ever dissolve the love we share with our partner.it would be better if quarrels between couples don't occur and when guys stop thinkin only about getting into their partners' pants(or skirts or whatever.)i guess once your relationship is not based on satisfying your sexual pleasures then would it be the true love, the love that never dies and the love that would be for eternity.

*well,whatever it is,this video makes me cry.so ya.

weird but true and funny.

JAPANESE TALKS WEIRD!











they do!!!its weird bt true.have you noticed how they pronounce certain english words in a very alienated way?i watched "Gigolo Wannabe" in the theatres today(good movie.very funny) and almost all of the english sentences are pronounced 99.99999999999% wrongly!!!"AROUND THE WORLD" was simply and unknowingly pronounced as "AROUND-DAH THA WORLDDDD"the "WORLDD" was pronounced with abit of a curl in the tongue.some funny shit right here.









BEEFY MEN TENDS TO TOUCH THEMSELVES!!!!













i was on the train going home.there was this ULTRA ULTIMATE ABSOLUTELY BANANA LOOKIN BEEFY MAN!i wasnt lookin at him but i accidentally glanced at his direction and whut did i see??him touching his big ass chest and and stroking it like as if hes in his own sick ass house.LIKE HELLO!!!!...there are actually people in the bloody train and they might just be disgusted and totally uncomfortable with you touching yourself!!!i mean,its already bad enough that your body is a flab of fat pasted on that FUGLY FACE OF YOURS and you have to actually think that your ugly ass body is perfect!!!!and thus,us,the poor people who might actually be traumatised by your actions have to suffer.one thing that he did to was to actually run his index finger down his cleavage!!!!!!!(what is that thing in between men's breasts(is it even called breasts?)but i sure dont think its called a cleavage.)thats already a major turnoff!!!...sick assssss......













funny.

you drive me crazy...[pam pam]

as usual.bored.hah.was singing "you drive me crazy" in my head actually.lame.but true.hah.so anyway,was purely bloghopping thru my frens' blogs.and was kinda SHOCKED that none of my frens actually updated their blogs!hah.(there was a few updates from certain people but they were the people whom i dunt give a FUCK about.so why read?)yadayadayada.


tmrw's the day man.yey!sleepover coming ryte up!at my house.yee-haw.(whats wrong with me!!!)kinda lookin forward to it.i dont know what we gonna do for two full days.i guess we just gonna crap,crap,crap and fuckin crap!!!



went to bugis with inah,nam and lina jus now.kinda surveying for my bag.sad to say,didnt see anyting to my liking.im like super choosy larr!!all i can see are those types that guys use.WHY CANT THEY LOOK MORE...UNISEX-Y...losers...sigh..





LaLaLaLaLa.









oh ya.i couldnt sleep yesterday man!!!.so i was awake till 7 am then slept till 8am.WAS FUCKIN TIRED THE WHOLE DAY!










bored.ok bye!

THAT BLOODY PHONE....

goodness.i can jus go crazy dreamin about this phone.Nokia N series-->N93.sigh.sigh.sigh.its just bloody fabulous.i'd jus die to get a phone like N93 BUTT...im not born as a rich fuck.so i guess i should just face it yea??...dang...















*i think i should rob a bank tonight......

IM SO SO SO SO BUMMED!!!

2nd post of the day.IM SO BUMMED!!!why can PANIC! AT THE DISCO come to ASIA for tour?!?!?...i wanna see them perform.sigh.sigh.sigh.




























sigh.

Katrina Killings

"they never came down to rescue us".

those were the few words that were spoken by a survivor of Hurricane Katrina.

i was watching CNN(like since when i watch CNN?!?!BAH!) this afternoon at 2.00.okay.so what i saw and heard was ultimately outrageous and scary(my vocab is a bit limited.so i can only think about the word scary.ahah.)

the event that scared me the most were the killin of innocent people.but this isnt jus ordinary killings(not that all killings are ordinary!killings are sick!only to be done by sick people).those who survived the hurricane were actually KILLED by....NEW ORLEANS POLICE.YES.scary(yep thats the word again)but true.there were at least 2 cases where innocent survivors were killed.

im not going to tell you the whole story here but u can read it yourself here.its a sad sad case.an innocent life that survived the horrible hurricane only to be shot by SOME LAME ASS POLICE INSPECTOR!

"No difference between them[the police officers] and damn criminals"

A quote by a female New Orleans police officer.

and why did this lady quote that?thats coz cops were ALSO LOOTING!yes looting!.some survivors saw some of the cops going around,shops to shops,taking ROLEX watches and other branded stuff.the thing that made me real angry was this short clip with a few cops in a store sitting and eating like its no MUTHAFUCKIN business.like as if they have the whole bloody time jus sit their goddamn muthafuckin ASSes.wudnt all that time be better spent helping the other survivors.one st00pid OFFICER claimed,note,he claimed it as if theres not a bloody care in the whole wide world,"now we know what looting is like."then he smiles............LIKE WHUT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?...good thing they are all fired...well most of those unproductive officers who just bring shame to the country are being fired.

so this officer was then interviewed by CNN are said the most BULLSHIT sentence i have ever heard in my 17 yrs of life."if we didnt loot the shops,we wouldnt have performed better for the survivors"...?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!...there are supposed to be role models for goodness sake!!!...FUCK THAT IM-TRYING-TO-SERVE-BETTER ATTITUDE!!

aye.im not gonna go on furthur.

Worms dont fight,they've got 5 HEARTS!

hah!when i first heard this,i practically rolled on the floor while tryin to prevents my guts from falling out coz of too much laughter!!(just to tell,my com is fuckin laggin like as if its a bloody turtle whos had 3 of its legs CUT OFF!!!i swear im gonna kill this com soon!!)

okay.so where did i hear this quote from?i was channel surfing and i just stumbled upon "My name is Earl".it would be funny if i hadnt been CHANNEL SURFING!i was watching "A Haunting" on Discovery Channel(there isnt anything else to watch!!)being more interested in the paranormal shit and prolly just LOVED the fact that i could scare my wits out just by watchin some BLOODY RE-ENACTMENT!hah.

so what did i manage to watch while waiting for the commercials on Discovery Channel to be over?(like who watched commercials.i think its a waste of money.hmph.THOSE RICH FUCKS!!)when i watch that show,Earl's DUMBASS brother(i dont know whats his name but he sure makes me laugh most of the times i watch the show)was telling this other girl that "worms have butts.its just that they look like their heads."HAHA!.hw much dumber can anyone get??gee.


watched The Pacifier on Disney Channel.good show.BRAVA!the guy was so cute(u know,the one who had blond hair and was in "the sound of music")


anyway,i got 2 MUTHAFREAKIN more things-to-do with my ever so fuckin littlelest(again,some alien word!!i think...there is such word ryte?hah)

7.buy a new BACKPACK.(i dont want to use a SLINGBAG anymore.its killing meee!!!)
8.GO TO WADE ROBSON DANCE THINGY!!!


man.the tix cost 35 danggitybfiwurgiubfb dollars!!...


sigh.too many things to buy,TOO LITTLE MONEY!!!

and the best music video award goes tooooo....

yeay yeay yeay yeay yeayy!!!!PANIC AT THE DISCOOO!!!MY ULTRA ULTIMATE DOUBLY UBER MOST FAVOURITEST(okay,seriously thats not a word.dont know why i keep using it) BAND!!!!like YEYNESS!!i know its abit slow of me to just know it now but i jus watched the VMA like JUST NOW(too many "justs" and "nows"..makes me a lil confuse.hah.)


okay.so the whole VMA isnt something we should all go "WOW!!!" about but with PANIC AT THE DISCO and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE performing and PINK being all BIMBOTIC makes it all SUPERB!!!to let u guys see how WONDERFUL and SUPERB PANIC AT THE DISCO is, heres their performance at VMA!!!but heck.i dont know how the hell to insert a video.so just go here and check it out!!!!HERE.okay so he migth sound weird BUT ITS JUST OH SO FUCKINLICIOUS GOOD!!!!go here to see how WONDERFUL JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS!!!HERE.SEE THE WAY HE DANCES.*melts away....



okay.i shall stop being so hyper.


PINK.shes the girl who puts the BIG LETTER A in ATTITUDE.hah.her song,"stupid girls" won the best female pop video if im not wrong.well,whatever award it is,IT STILL RAWKS!and how did she accept her award?by being ULTIMATELY bimbotic.the first sentence that she said while receiving the award was,"i totally won.hah" in the most bimbotic manner ever.hah!then she accidentally made the flag on the moonman's hand and said,"oops,i totally broke it"then laughs in that bimbotic way.hah.shes the ultra uber best!!




panic at the disco rocks.hah!


panic at the disco-i write sins not tragedies

Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding! says a bridesmaid to a waiter.

And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore.

I'd chime in with a

Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in,Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I'd chime in with a

Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in, Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

I'd chime in,

Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in, Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

all about chocolate...whee~

okay.so im bored and i aint got nothing better to do(actually i can watch tv but i dont know why the hell im not doing that!!!)anyhoo,im not bummed about my so fuckin little pay.i guess i shoud jus look forward to it rytee??(since when am i so bloody optimistic)ya.so im bored and then i decided to research about...CHOCOLATE!!hah.do you guy even know how chocolate is made and all that babayaga crap??..well,this is where everything is about chocolate.(well atleast for this post only)

Q:what are chocolate made of?

A:okay.so to make it simple,chocolate is made by harvesting the cocoa pods containin the cocoa beans.from there and all the processes needed....VOILA!!theres chocolate for you!!!...
Plain Dark Chocolate contains cocoa mass and cocoa butter (70%+), sugar (29%), vegetable Lethicin and Vanilla.Milk Chocolate contains cocoa butter and cocoa mass (39%), sugar (37%), whole milk powder (20%), Lactose, vegetable Lethicin, Vanilla (4%).
White Chocolate contains sugar (52%), cocoa butter (30%), whole dried milk and whey powder (18%), vegetable Lethicin, Vanilla.

and!!..do you know that there is an enzyme in chocolate that makes us feel as tho we are in love just by consuming it??the enzyme is called...uhh...I DONT KNOW.some scientifically weird names(science is weird.hah)anyhoo,i think thats a proven fact coz i feel happy(when im in love im happy so its kind off the same dont u tink??)when i eat chocolate.ESPECIALLY premium chocolate!!that day i bought one.like one small piece and it costs 1.50 freakin bucks!!!....and its one tiny super duper ultimately uber small piece!!but no worries its DARK CHOCOLATE WITH CARAMEL FILLING!!!....i was literally shouting and yelling and feelin goddamn happy that i get to eat that premium and expensive small piece of chocolate.anyway,thought of gettin a whole box but IM DAMN CHOOSY...so i only want those with dark chocolate.bt we cant choose the the chocs that we want.so whats in the set was like some chocs i dont like.for example,some coconut shit,milk chocolate AND NUTS!!!(like YUCKSSS!!.....its not that im allergic to nuts...jus hate the fact that they stick in between your teeth in the most demeaning way.hah!)




PREMIUM AND EXPENSIVE CHOCS RULESSS!!!!!

what i plan to do with my ginormous(NOT!) pay of S$300.

so,what do i plan to do with it?heres what:

1. give my mom s$100(thats a must for me.)
2. buy a ripcurl shirt.(that cost 75 MOTHAFUCKIN SING dollars!!!)
3. buy another oh-so-fuckin-hot top from FOX.(thats my favouritest(thats not even a word!!)brand.which prolly cost ard i dunt noee...S$50 perhaps??)
4. buy a new glasses(or if im still not paranoid about lenses,i'll prolly get that.yeah soo!!...im afraid of lenses!!big deal!!)
5. purchase my mrt concession and top up S$50 to my ezlink.
6. and still have some leftover money.(i doubt so)

sigh.but i guess i'll pass no.4 and 6 coz i know im not going to get a new pair of glasses and i'll not hav any leftover money.....WHY DOES IT ALWAYS CONCERNS MONEY!!...

went to watch "little man" today.wasnt that bad actually.sigh.not in the mood to blog coz i know i will be broke even b4 i get my pay.hah!funny as hell.sigh.

the thing about mom...

before that,a note to self:why do i even bother blogging?not that anyone ever freakin read my damn posts.hah.


ok.so the thing about mom is...well...they are jus naggy.they nag and they nag and they nag and yet again they still nag!!LIKE DONT EVER THEY GET TIRED?!?!?!...goodness.so,what was i doing?i was happily watchin croc hunter on animal planet(i miss steve irwin!...sigh) and she woke up and do what she does best!nag!!!....goodness.at first,being the polite kid that i am(yeah ryte!!)i was jus ignorin her.hah.afte a few mins,man!!!...it jus got worse and worse.like i can just kill myself with all the naggity nag and naggity nag!!...then i got all childish and started stompin my feet to room.hahaha.well thats just it i guess.but what she nags about is this."how come when all of you wake up it straight to the tv?why cant u do your housework first?!"

okay.its not that i DONT DO THEM.i do them everyday!!..EXCEPT!!...i do them after i finish watching whatever i want to watch.that will prolly end around 1 pm.okay what.at least i still do it.furthermore,i tend to do more then what i am supposed to do man!like thats not enough.im still doing my siblings chores.so basically,i clean up the house a whole lot!!!!sigh.moms are weird.i hope i dont get to be the naggy mom.YIKES!!

Note to "man the Man":even if i do update,its not that anyone will freakin read any of my posts!!!even so,i have been busy earning some meagre lousy wage and have absolutely no time to update.



Okay.So thats done.now i have a few things that i want to talk about but it depends on my mood,really.if im not to lazy i'll tell u everyting that i want to tell.okay?okay.




so first thing's first.MY RESULTS!!hahah.pretty amusing actually.all i got were some pathetic Cs and Ds.goodness!and GRACE has to go all "im disappointed coz i didnt get straight As".haha.shes a MAJOR GEEK i tell u.(grace,if u're reading this thennn....GOOD...hahahaha)geez..and my GPA(i think thats what its called.or isit GPE? i dunt fuckin care)its like 1.891.haha.i was told thats bad.but whutever.at least i can clear all my modules.HAH!




ok.so work at Expo was fun.i was the cashier(not that surprising coz i hav amazing service talent and can talk to customers in a calm manner(thats what my frens said)but whats surprising is that i got a FREAKIN C+ for oral comm!!sigh.)so back to work.eliminating the fatigue and having an unstable roster for lunch,its all fun coz we all get to make noise and make a fool out of ourselves.hah.guna(my boss)actually treated us to different kinds of food every single day!how cool is that?amy(my more superior boss) didnt show any kinds of being ina stressfull situation and so we all had fun.

what wasnt fun was of coz,the CHINESE AND EURASIAN CUSTOMER.(believe me im nt trying to be racist coz racism is ignorance(thats what oprah claims)but i guess they are just born with it,the kiasu syndrome).i can freakin kill anyone of them but i wont coz i know im in the business of serving customers and all i could afford was to at least give them a really fake smile.let me give u a situation.a customer takes some books frm the fiction section with "3 for $10" price tags.theres alot of "3 for $10" tags but all are coded with different colors so that the customers know different color means they come from different suppliers.for example,yellow comes from TIMES bookstore and white tags come from the supplier "elm tree".so,what these STUPID customers do is that they mix and match the different color price tags but all with the "3 for $10" pricing.whats more, different suppliers are put seperately frm other suppliers so that customers do not mix and match.so what these EXTREMELY STUPID customers do is that they mix and match the different color code tags but all with the "3 for $10" pricing.and u know how bloody unreasonable and inconsiderate these customers are!if they took something from a different supplier and realise they dont want it after a while,they dont care a hoot and jus put the damn thing anyplace they are at.so what makes me damn pissed is this.this was my exact convo with the EXTREMELY STUPID,IGNORANT CUSTOMERS WHO-DONT-CARES-A-BLOODY-HOOT-THAT-I-HAVE-BEEN-STANDIN-FOR-THE-WHOLE-OF-8-HRS-NON-STOP.

Me:ma'am,i cant accept these 3 for $10.(in the most polite manner EVER!!!)

Stupid customer:why not!!!(she then gave me that I'LL-BE-KILLED-IF-I-DONT-GET-THAT-AS-$10 FACE.then her eyes got bigger and bigger)

Me.(i tried to calm her and again tell her politely(like since when im polite?!?!?):uh ma'am.as you can see they are all from different suppliers as we have indicated them with different colors.for that we cannot combine the prices from different suppliers as we do not hav the same pricing base as them.

stupid customer:how the hell do u even do this?!?!?i can only find these three.moreover we find these in the same bloody section.(frowns and looks so bloody pissed)LET ME TALK TO UR IN-CHARGE!)

Me:(I WAS ALREADY SO FUCKED UP AND I SHOUTED)GGUUUNNNNAAAAA!!!!!!

after i shouted, guna was shocked a little and then came over to my counter.i stood at the back,trying to calm myself.NO ONE GETS MAD AT ME FOR SOMETHING THAT ISNT MY FAULT.well,to make myself feel better,i actually saw the customer lookin shocked when i actually shouted.HAH!fuck.thats all.



now i miss workin actually.hah.i miss her and him and all.hah.okay.nuting else to talk about.toodles~